You wake up on a beach..
[[Get up->Beach 2]]
[[Get some more sleep->Die Sleep]]
(set:$weapon to "hands")(set: $beachwalkdistance to 0)(set: $branchtime to 0)You look around. The beach goes on as far as the vitamin-A deficient eye can see. In front of you lies a dark forest.
[[Try swimming home->Die Swim]]
[[Head into the forest->Forest 1]]
[[Walk along the beach->Beach 3]]You fall asleep, never to wake up again. A B12 deficiency got you.
[[Try again->Beach]]You go into the water and begin your journey home. When you realise you're a vegan and your protein deficiency left you without muscles, it's too late: you drown.
[[Try again->Beach]]You hear voices as you approach the forest:
(live:1s)[(transition:"dissolve")[*Plants though..*(stop:)]]
(live:2s)[(transition:"dissolve")[*Canines..*(stop:)]]
(live:3s)[(transition:"dissolve")[*B12..*(stop:)]]
[[Run back to the beach, screaming->Beach 3]]
[[Enter the forest->Forest 2]]
[[Die->Die Die]]You walk along the shore.
(if:$weapon is not "stick" and (random:1,6) is 6)[You notice a stick on the ground, doing nothing as if it were a dead vegan.
(link:"Take the stick")[(set: $weapon to "stick")]]
[[Keep going->Beach 3]]
[[Head into the forest->Forest 1]]
(set: $beachwalkdistance to it + 1)As the wall of green closes behind you become aware of a pair of eyes approaching you from the darkness. It's too late to go back now.
[[Climb a tree->Forest Tree]]
[[Stand still and keep quiet->Forest Freeze]]
(if: $weapon is not "hands")[[[Grab your $weapon->Forest Weapon]]]As you wish: you die.
[[Try again->Beach]]You'd rather not find out what creature is making the sounds you hear from underneath. On the other hand, the branch you're hanging from is making its own scary noises.
[[Let go->Forest Tree Down]]
(if:$branchtime < 5)[[[Hold on->Forest Tree]]](else:)[(text-style:"rumble")[kjhgkjagsajhsaufug (live:1s)[(goto:"Forest Tree Down")]]]
(set: $branchtime to it + 1)You turn around and stare right into the eyes of a... pig.
[[Attack the pig with your bare hands->Forest Attack]]
[[Kill yourself to feed the pig->Die Sacrifice]]
(if:$weapon is not "hands")[[[Use your $weapon to knight it->Forest Knight]]]Double-click this passage to edit it.The eyes belong to a pig. It seems like you and this pig are the only two living animals on this island.
[[Attack the pig with your $weapon->Forest Attack]]
[[Use your $weapon to knight it->Forest Knight]]
[[Kill yourself to feed the pig->Die Sacrifice]]Ouch! If your body hadn't absorbed your bones to make up for a lack of calcium you could've broken quite a few.
[[Turn around->Forest Freeze]]
[[Die->Die Die]]You attack the pig.
[[Hit->Forest Attack]]
(set:$hits to it + 1)
(if:$hits + (random:3,5) > 6)[(goto:"Die Hitself")]*Advances Chevalier au nom de Dieu*
(live:1s)[(text-style:"smear")[Oink!](stop:)]
(live:2s)[It seems like the knight wants you to follow him.
[[Follow->Follow 1]]
[[Ignore->Die Lame]](stop:)]You die an honest vegan and are obviously sent to hell.
[[Try again->Beach]]You accidentally hit yourself and die.
[[Try again->Beach]]You follow the pig and he leads you to a fridge full of desserts.
[[Eat them->Follow 2]]
[[Are they vegan->Die Starvation]]You are so lame you die.
[[Try again->Beach]]They are delicious, you win. Yay!
[[Try again and fail, like a proper vegan->Beach]]You starve.
[[Try again->Beach]]